Fukitol™
FAQ

Questions. Mostly reasonable ones.

What exactly is Fukitol™?
A humorous novelty gift for the person who's had enough. It is not medicine and makes no health claims.
What's in the Original bottle?
The Original Edition contains 30 inert cellulose capsules with no active ingredients. It is a gag gift, not a supplement or medicine.
Is this supposed to be funny?
That's the plan. Delivery matters, so keep a straight face.
Who do I give it to?
Friends. Coworkers. Parents. Bosses. Exes. And occasionally yourself.
Can I give Fukitol™ at work?
People do it constantly. Read the room, then do it anyway.
Where do I buy it?
Amazon. Every button on this site takes you there.
Why does checkout take me to Amazon?
Because Amazon is very good at shipping boxes, and we'd rather spend our time on this.
Do you make different Fukitol™ editions?
Yes: Original Edition, Deluxe Gift Edition, Art of Letting Go Edition and Holiday Xmas Edition. Check each Amazon page for current availability and price.
Can my company collaborate with Fukitol™?
Probably. Artists, brands, events and questionable ideas are all welcome — get in touch.