"I am a 20 year old sophmore in college and I have been living in an adolescent drunken stupor for 2 years.  I was recently at a frat party on campus, everyone was eating FUKITOL and it was one of the greatest nights of my college life.  I hooked up with 2 girls, won $400 at a poker game and woke up with my pockets full of FUKITOL.  I finally have a prescription and now every day just gets better than the last.  I may even stay in school for a couple or 5 extra years."