SIDE EFFECTS:


 

New prescribers should be aware that during treatment 99.2% of patients experienced some combination of the following side affects:

 

Uncontrollable laughter, occasionally resulting in slightly wetted pants

Hallucinations with vivid colors and occasionally talking animals

Dramatic increases in attention from the opposite sex

Frequent spontaneous sexual arousal

Penis or Breast enlargement

Random Travel Hair re-growth

Artificial insemination

Weight Loss

Munchies

 

No patients stopped taking FUKITOL due to these side effects.

 

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DISCLAIMER: FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. NO ACTUAL PHARMACEUTICALS ARE DISTRIBUTED. DISCONTINUE USE IF RASH DEVELOPES.